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(Greek: κρυπτεία / krupteía, from κρυπτός / kruptós, “hidden, secret things”)

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The 2021 Krampus List Masacree

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The Great Krampus has been sleeping for some time now, while the whole of the world burns and careens closer to its inevitable dreary end. As we close out 2021 with another variant, lockdowns beginning, and the fuckery levels not abating whatsoever, Krampus just wants to say that he is fucking tired of all this shit.

So, so, so, tired.

But alas, Krampus cannot rest because INFOSEC is just as fucked as the rest of the world and he has a job to do. So, he slogged out this here post for all you kids, so shit down by the fire kidsh, and let Uncle Krampus lay out the masacree.

Right, well, there is a lot of fuckery going on out there kids. Krampus’ jaundiced eye has noticed, and you all should be ashamed of yourselves really.

Just who, you may be asking?

You know who you are, and you should be ashamed.

The fact is, there are just too many for Krampus to actually have a list and name you all. Whether it is the Ransomware groups, phishing masters, initial access brokers, techbro’s, cyber mysoginists, cyber hate mongers, trolls, cyber wokeists for the sake of being woke, whatever that is, the mewling masses online just making a constant background static of fuckery, you all need a serious caining in my basket.

What about all the INFOSEC?

Well, you just fucking hold on there skippy, I am getting to that ok!

INFOSEC has been a up to the same old crap really, sales, sales cold calls, sales cold email spamming, and the inevitable barkers on all corners of the mediasphere trying to hawk their crappy products with promises that it will even give you added male potency. Nothing changes but the names of the companies that do so to get out of chapter 11 and start up fresh with a new name and hopes that no one will notice their previous chiacnery.

In essence kids, its the same ol’ same ol’ and will continue to be so until there is no one left after the great collapse of our society from pandemics, plagues, and climate change.

Rosey huh?

But, what about all the people trying to do good? You ask…

Not enough of them kids, not enough, and never will be. Humanity is a plague upon the world and Krampus holds out no hope that it will get better. The cybers are now out of Pandora’s box, thanks to all of the techbro’s, Cyber Utopians, and grifters looking to make a quick bitcoin on an animated gif of a fist giving the bird as an NFT.

As Krampus gazes into his snow globe (stolen from Winter Wizard played by Kennan Winn… Ok how many had to look that up after reading that?) he only see’s doom and cyber dystopia to come. He has watched as Democracy has been eroded and may be destroyed will all of you mewl about it online but fail to really do anything about it but tweet.

So, continue on kids, complain and snipe at each other over cyber stuff all you like, the world will burn around you anyway, like that “This is Fine” gif that you all seem to love so much… Hell, maybe log4rj will be that final cyber straw on the cyber camels back huh?

One can only hope….

Maybe it’s time to just pay Elon in bitcoin and get the fuck off this planet.

Krampus.

Written by Krypt3ia

2021/11/21 at 15:45

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