Krypt3ia

(Greek: κρυπτεία / krupteía, from κρυπτός / kruptós, “hidden, secret things”)

This Ain’t Cowboy BeBop Ya Know…

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BITCOIN JESUS

Last week I read a story in Wired about the Bitcoin Jesus Roger Ver’s tribulations and his response to hacking and bitcoin theft. It seems that Roger’s old email account at Hotmail got pwn3d and the attacker then stole some of his bitcoins. Roger had correspondences with the miscreant online and tried to get his bitcoins back but to no avail. It seems that this ersatz hacker is quite the sociopath at heart.

Anyway, Roger got mad as all Jesus’ will do in front of the money lenders or the golden calf and decided to go on his own to find and punish these hackers. He invented his own bounty program! Yes, you heard that right kids. Roger is offering about 20K in bitcoins for information that leads to the arrest and prosecution of the hacker that took his bitcoins. He has had just enough! So the the nets he went and began posting his wanted posters online for a few cases. In his case though he has a particular foe that he is offering some information about to start all you cowboys off with.

savaged

Savaged is one of the alleged identities that Roger has had contact with and believes to be involved in the coin-napping case of his as well as perhaps the Satoshi Nakamoto email hack. Savaged though was the one talking to Roger as you can see in the above linked pastebin conversation on Skype so I went with this one to look into a bit more closely. I know what you are thinking there after that last statement.. You’re thinking I am fancying myself a cowboy right? Well, hey 20k is nothing to sneeze at but no, no I am not in the end and I will explain why down further in this post.

BOUNTY HEADS

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So Roger had a conversation with someone calling themselves “Savaged” it turns out that once you start the Google and Maltego Fu on this cat you start to see a pattern and it is one I have seen before. See Savaged is one of those Xbox gamer derpheads who started life teabagging his enemies in gameplay and then decided to move on to petty acts of pseudo hacking. What I mean by pseudo hacking is that they go and jack someone’s game ID’s to start by social engineering or password guessing. Once they have had their fill of that they move on to breaking into email accts like Hotmail.

If you ever get the chance to review all of these gamehead’s chats online don’t. Save yourselves because insanity will ensue after reading the completely grammatically incorrect and incoherent drivel out of these teens. It really causes brain damage and I had to stop myself after about a half an hour of looking. The upshot though is that in these conversations you get to peek into the semi private lives of teens on the internets. Part bravado, part ineptitude, and all Lord of the Flies. I just have to ask myself where are these kids parents?

Anyway, you can see lots and lots of their messing about in the following links:

Conversations and Histories:

http://www.wiztracker.net/en/videos/view/X8sDCcOXVVk

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:nKfvNVZGzXUJ:www.xboxgamertag.com/search/Savaged/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

http://wilsons.com/dox.txt <—- NOTE: Derpy here is messing around and knows FAMEDGOD ya know, of the SONY DOS and Lizard crew fame? Yeah.. Derpy.

Alleged DOX:

http://pastebin.de/125559

http://pastebin.ru/201cAY9S

http://www.leakedin.com/tag/us-ssn/page/10/

http://pastebin.com/azbgWvBU

GAMERZ, JACKERZ, AND DERPHEADS

Finished hitting your head against the desk yet?…

So here’s my thing with these skidz.. They are an annoyance and not much more. Sure, someone jacked Rogers accts and then stole his bitcoins but it’s also kinda Roger’s fault for not securing those accts right? I mean 2FA now is easier to get but then again if it was a vuln in the validation process for lost passwords etc well that’s hotmail’s fault no matter what Apple says about iCloud’s hack right? *poke poke*

The upshot is that all these kids are just unmanageable fucktards who get away with all kinds of shit because they are “youthful offenders” and the cops are usually 5 steps behind the times in how the internets work. After dealing with them in the past and looking at this crew here I can give you a basic rundown of how the operate;

They do anything they want because they can. Mostly because they have Sociopathic behavior due to Disinhibition Syndrome

These kids just are pathological most of the time and it seems since like Joseph Campbell pointed out many years ago, we lack rights of passage that have meaning anymore as well as today’s parents seem to be disengaged. Of course I am no Cyber Psychiatrist *snerk* The reality is though that you can approach these kids reasonably and still get bitten, kinda like Roger does in that conversation linked above.

Until such time as the cops and the law catch up with the crimes being committed by these kids (SWAT-ing, jacking, petty online thefts) and put a stop to it they will just continue on and eventually move on to other more onerous crimes down the line as they get older and more tech savvy. This is my sad assessment of it all and for this and other reasons I will outline below I have decided to not be a Cowboy and try to collect a bounty on these bounty heads.

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

Roger, buddy, pal, give up on this pipe dream of bounties and maybe go for more a letter of marque instead. You are relying on cops who may not care and unless these crimes are federal you aren’t going to get much play from the law. Even if I or others were able to cobble together enough information to warrant a warrant for the FBI I seriously doubt they would move on anything and here’s why.

  • Attribution is hard
  • Proof is hard to get unless you seize their systems and PROVE hands on terminals
  • DOX just won’t cut it and that is about all you will have with cowboy’s out there… Well, unless they hack these guys and then you have a whole taint issue…

No Roger, I think if you really want action you are much better off going to the darknets and hiring yourself a leg breaker. Well, in this case really just a hand breaker. If you were to get the dox and feel assured that your target was in fact your target then just have their hands broken. No hands to type, no hacky hacky your shit right? I know some of you out there are like

“ERMEGERD! WHAT IS HE ADVOCATING!”

Well, it’s the truth right? I mean these little shit’s wont learn unless they are either incarcerated in jail, in a mental facility, or maybe, just maybe sitting in front of a keyboard with broken hands and wrists because they done fucked up. Now am I really saying that you Roger should hire some mechanic to whack these kids? Well, no, that would be bad of me. However, I think my point comes across pretty well in the farcical scenario right?

YOU AND YOUR BOUNTY PROGRAM WILL NOT WORK ROGER SO PLEASE LICK YOUR WOUNDS, SECURE YOUR SHIT, AND MOVE ON.

Simple enough?

K.

Written by Krypt3ia

2014/09/20 at 15:05

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  1. There’s this whole gaming culture that is really rather alarming to me. The threats over the PS and Xbox network get really graphic and downright scary. It’s like the WHOLE concept of sportsman like conduct is never before heard of – I was surprised to see that it happens in the live tournaments at times too – in person. It’s CRAZY. There’s NO moderation and it just keeps escalating. I heard – it’s hearsay, that a certain recent murder, the participants were doing some crap talking over PS network that spilled online and then went real world. I know this is a tangential comment, but it’s a wild west, aggressive, ‘I can do anything without consequences’ mentality that’s getting out of hand.

    skullaria

    2014/09/24 at 08:00


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