(Greek: κρυπτεία / krupteía, from κρυπτός / kruptós, “hidden, secret things”)

Commentary: AnonyLulzyAntiSec, Just What Have You Done for Us Lately?

with 5 comments

With all of the rhetoric being flung about like so much monkey feces, I thought it was time to make an assessment of just how much AntiSec has done for the masses. The claim of late by Sabu and others within the organization is that they are fighting the “good fight” against the corporgovmilitary industrial complex that is ruling over our lives.

From LulzSec:

These governments and corporations are our enemy. And we will continue to fight them, with all methods we have at our disposal, and that certainly includes breaking into their websites and exposing their lies.

We are not scared any more. Your threats to arrest us are meaningless to us as you cannot arrest an idea. Any attempt to do so will make your citizens more angry until they will roar in one gigantic choir. It is our mission to help these people and there is nothing – absolutely nothing – you can possibly to do make us stop.

Lies you say? Deciet and chicanery you say? Wow GREAT! I am a child of the Sixties man! Show me the shit man! Give me the ammo to enrage the general populace and move us all to a revival of the sixties man! I am there man! DO IT!


Uh, hey… Man… So, where’s the good shit man? Did I take the brown acid… Man?

Yeah, so far I have seen nothing but the HB Gary emails that hint at false flag op’s and other programs to monitor would be bad actors that make me feel all hinky. So, where is the good shit man? You keep crowing that you have all this dirt but then when you release stuff its all lame and ordinary.

Tell me man, where’s the email that shows the smoking gun of corruption and deceit? Cuz, I ain’t seein it so far man.

It’s time to put up or shut up my friends.

Let me put this another way… You guys aren’t the new Daniel Ellsberg. You certainly aren’t the new Hunter S. Thompson either, after all, Hunter could write in more than 140 characters at a time with more eloquence and honesty than anything I have seen out of you lot.

The slow-rising central horror of “Watergate” is not that it might grind down to the reluctant impeachment of a vengeful thug of a president whose entire political career has been a monument to the same kind of cheap shots and treachery he finally got nailed for, but that we might somehow fail to learn something from it.



So, just when is it that you will actually make a difference instead of just amusing yourselves with low hanging fruit SQLi attacks on poorly defended/configured servers of opportunity? Do you actually have the skill sets to get the real goods by targeting specified systems and being the new APT ?

I guess the core question I have is this;

“Are you glory seeking pussies or do you really have an agenda for change?”

Cuz, as I tally it up from your dumps and your rhetoric, you’re pretty much pussies in my book man. I give much more honor and props to Wikileaks because they delivered on shit. Assange may be a HUGE festering ASSHOLE, but he did deliver some pretty damning evidence of malfeasance in MANY places and you wanna know how?

*Anonymous, Please pick up the courtesy white clue phone.. The courtesy white clue phone at the front desk, Anonymous, you have a message*

Ok, here it is kids.. “Insiders and whistle blowers!”

That’s right! So far, ALL of the major damning things that have come out over all these years have been from whistle blowers!

  • Woodward and Bernstein woulda been nowhere without “Deep Throat”
  • Ellsberg gave us the Pentagon Papers
  • Manning gave us the cables and the Collateral Murder vid
You wanna know why? Because these people were on the inside and saw what was going on. They had the moral conviction and backbone to speak truth to power, and thus you have the huge outcomes from their information releases.
  • Watergate
  • Pentagon papers; lying about Viet Nam
  • Manning, well the collateral murder video at the least. The cables, meh, not so earth shattering really.

You guys? Monsatno emails… WHOOOO! not. Of course, you claim to have all this dirty email from Rupert’s operation… But I have yet to see anything productive out of that other than giving me a chuckle over the obit you placed on their main page.

*SNORT* I did love that! +1 But you lost style points by not mentioning Xanadu or his red runner sled -1 Total Score = 0

Alright, so back on the Magic Bus kids! It’s time to take a trip to somewhere cuz this “summer of love” is wearing thin for me and you keep passing out the brown acid!






Written by Krypt3ia

2011/07/22 at 11:49

5 Responses

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  1. haters gonna hate, isnt it? 🙂


    2011/07/22 at 13:06

  2. I find it interesting that the current crop of script kiddies continue to mention civil disobedience.. Our country has a proud history of civil disobedience and though I tend to be a compliant $#%^ IRL I do respect the contribution to our society of civil disobedience. Here is why, it involved personal risk. When Rosa Parks refused to go to the back of the buss it took personal risk. It also targeted a specific injustice! I respect that and the injustice she was fighting against was real and a true blight on our society. I could go on and on, but the problem is I have a hard time seeing the comparison to targeting someone with LOIC over something someone did to the Pirate Bay and then holding it up as some noble civil disobedience. WikiLeaks has given a lot of people a false legitimacy that at its core is just not there. These are not a noble collectives of crusaders trying to right wrongs. They are antiestablishment, anti-capitalism, disenfranchised kids with a false sense of importance. Come out from your mom’s basement and chain yourself to the White House fence! Take some personal risk in the true spirit of civil disobedience! Vote, become educated, stop using buzz words you do not understand like illegal war. Understand the rule of law, stop seeing conspiracies around every corner, stop taking what you read on the internet at face value and study some freaking history and international relations! And then go make a difference!!

    Attacking PayPal over WikiLeaks or defending Pirate Bay when there is true evil in this world strikes me as misguided and disingenuous. Why do they not declare open war on China over Tibet or any one of a dozen repressive regimes around the world? Where is their noble stance for the rights of women and children in repressive totalitarian regimes? Syria is using rape and intimidation to repress its citizens and while it happens the crusaders hack NATO? Really guys? The irony is truly that the countries most protective of Liberty and Freedom (no they are not perfect) are the ones being attacked while true atrocities are being committed daily across the world. Declare war on Child Porn, Sex Trafficking, repressive totalitarian dictators, or something truly evil. The world is full of people laying down their lives and taking profound personal risk for truly noble cause and real injustices! Neda Agha-Soltan in Iran is just one of countless examples! Either take the masks off and practice some civil disobedience with some true personal risk or leave them on and go after something truly evil in the world! Until you do that you will remain marginal attention whores that in the end will not even be a footnote in history. While my great grandchildren read about people like Neda Agha-Soltan..


    2011/07/22 at 15:06

  3. oh dear somones having a bit of a temper tantrum.
    Worst written article ive ever read.


    2011/07/23 at 13:13

  4. Obviously the concept of satire escapes you.


    2011/07/24 at 15:17

  5. One of the best descriptions of those “hackers” I have read in a long time. Keep up the good work.


    2011/07/26 at 15:37

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