Krypt3ia

(Greek: κρυπτεία / krupteía, from κρυπτός / kruptós, “hidden, secret things”)

Gregory Evans: Psychological Profile of a Lackluster Conman

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Wow Mr Crabyolbastard, you failed the test just like I thought you would. This time you even got your wires all mixed up. You get a NO GO at this station. Sorry that you can’t play with the Big Boys without squeeling like a wild pig. Tut…Tut…Now What?

darby.chuck@yahoo.com
68.153.132.46

This crabbyolbastard guy has way too much time on his hands, but hey, he’s getting Greg more publicity. I tell you, Evans is probably the most popular guy in the cyber security industry! keep em talking Greg and continue to prove them wrong! Im rootin for ya!

…. And as for you, you crabby. old. bastard……. GET A LIFE!

dscraigen@gmail.com
68.153.132.46

Oh Greg, I have a life, and that life now includes removing you from the information security theater stage. You see, you came to me, not I to you in this matter, and well, you made a mistake in judgement with your “n01hack3r” thing. Greg, you pissed off the wrong people like I told you before, ya know, the aphorism about hackers being subtle and quick to temper? Well, you have more than a few out there in the “community” gunning for you now, and yet, you spend time on my blog reading it, looking up the big words on the “Googles” and responding via your cavalcade of BellSouth sip/adsl addresses claiming to be others while we know all along that its you. So this post has a couple of functions for me.. Let me lay them out for you.

1) I get under your skin.. I have a habit of doing that on this blog and well, I enjoy being the cause of your mental anguish. I intend to get further under your skin like an embedded tick. I plan on leaving you after this post with the nagging self doubt that haunts you in your silent spaces during the day. Think of me as your new personal Hannibal Lecter and you, you are my cell mate next door “Multiple Migs”

2) To outlay to the world in Neuro-Linguistic Programming, a picture of your inner workings, your fears, your failings, and generally, hasten you to your cataclysmic utter failure oncoming. All packaged up in a neatly ordered and well thought out analysis of you Greg.

So, lets get to it shall we? Oh, and Greg, when you respond, and I know you will, if you can’t follow the conversation even with my little links to help you with the big words, you will have to just move on over to the kids table, this is adult talk now.

Gregory,

I know where you are mentally right now. Your dreams of bling and cheap-n-easy young ladies are quickly becoming nothing but faded ambitions due to your age, your rapidly emptying bank accounts, and the light being shown on you as a charlatan and a con man. It must eat at you during the quiet moments all this failure, it haunts you I am sure. The reason why it does is not so much because you care at all for the shareholders of your company, but more so about your own dreams of self aggrandizement. Its all just a niggling feeling at the back of your mind and then you start to realize that soon, there will be nothing left and your charade will be completely exposed and it makes you break out in a cold sweat all alone at night doesn’t it?

And yet, instead of giving in and moving on to something else, you feel trapped and have to fight against the tide of reason. You strive on to show that you are really all those things that you claim to be, but know that you are not.

Successful

A knowledgeable man on subjects such as computer security

A pillar of the community

A God fearing and righteous man

A raconteur

Generally, a good guy

You must have those momentary pangs when you think of your mother, perhaps of your father, but I guess more about your mother, that she is proud of you. You know though, because you have lied and conned your way to where you are now that she likely is not. It is in these small moments when you are alone at night, that you realize that you are none of those things above. You look back at your life and you think about the places where you might have done things differently.. But, its too late now. This, this is the end of the line.

So it is, with each passing day post your being thrust into the light like a cockroach behind the fridge, your revenue stream being broken by the truths being told, that you increasingly see the only way to fight is to lie more, with more extravagance, and to use what little wits you have to attempt to sway the tide of press.

Yet again, at the end of each day, the failure comes to you at night like a specter doesn’t it Greg? Alone in your bed after all the gold digger girls have gone because you cannot afford them any more, it haunts you. You feel it though Greg, you can see the path to the pain’s release but you just aren’t man enough yet to take the path are you?

The path of admitting you are a failure. You had your time when you passed yourself off and bilked your friends, acquaintances, and shareholders, but those days are gone.

Painful isn’t it… No longer are you the big man Gregory…

Each day you are beset by the news on the internet. The truths being dug up about you and published. I assume the calls from your shareholders that you borrowed all that money from (600K+ last I looked) must be on their minds as you let it go to voicemail. Hard to avoid them too I suppose as you go out of the house or go into one of your marble gilded bathrooms. It must also haunt you, the knowledge that the people you thought you had hoodwinked now see the truths of it all.

Then the possible future teases into your mind. You could be going to jail again. This time, it may not be so short a stay and you know that you are going to have to nut up inside or be passed around for a pack of smokes. All those sticky painful incidents of being someone’s bitch inside must also go through you mind. One shudders to think.

So on you go, posting all kinds of press to make your “company” look better and try to resurrect it all. All in the hopes of those glory days of spending the capital that the shareholders give you for skyboxes, expensive cars, and coochie to impress all of those people you so want to be friends with.

The glitterati.

All the while though now, you know that this is not to be, and it pains you. After all, you are a prideful man aren’t you…

Sometimes though, you think about just disappearing… Starting over…. Perhaps you should.

Of course, then you’d be on the run from the charges surely to be filed. But, after all, you are better suited to running than you are to fighting. Cowardice seems to be your stock in trade. You make veiled threats through emails and you get hot quickly lately don’t you? It must be all the stress.

But you know, they (the security community and the authorities) will not go away…

Best to run Gregory… Before it all collapses in on itself further….

Listen to that niggling little voice Greg….

Written by Krypt3ia

2010/07/20 at 14:26

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  1. An indeed Mr. Evans is spectacular but not cunning. He’s spectacular because he has yours and many other people’s attention. They are memorized by him and try to trap him into following links like those by crabbyolbastard. Apparently, Mr Crabby is a bit old and hates young vibrant useful people like Gregory Evans of Ligatt Security. Are you competing for the spot light? For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips,… Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice.

    Chuck

    2010/07/28 at 14:57

  2. Ah. Poor Chucky. Did you mean “mesmerized” up there in your comment, or are you trying to tell us about you memory prowess?

    So. I hear you like to plagiarize other folks’ writing; passing off their hard work and words as your own… Knowing this, I was completely unsurprised by your usurpation of the New International Version of the Bible. Let’s see, you wrapped James 3:16, Romans 1.29, and Ephesians 4:31 together… Isn’t that cute.

    Now, in a similar style to make it easy for you to understand me, I’ll do a little paraphrasing. And show you how it’s done:

    Seems to me you deny the truth about harboring bitter envy and selfish ambition in your heart. (James 3:14)

    Seems to me your thinking has become futile, your foolish heart has been darkened, and although you’ve claimed to be wise, you have become a fool. (Romans 1:21-1:22)

    Seems to me you should put off falsehood and speak truthfully (Ephesianss 1:25) because you, who has been stealing must steal no longer, but must work, doing something useful with your OWN hands (Ephesians 1:28).

    Isn’t that so, Chuck/Gregory?

    WassupGrrl

    2010/07/28 at 17:21

  3. […] in life and wondering what you could have done differently. I seem to remember talking about this before, you remember don’t you? I mean, I am pretty sure that my cutting words echo in your twilight […]


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