The Stupid IT BURNS!
Me: Sir, your *insert control machine name here* has a default admin password and login
Guy: It does huh? Is that bad?
Me: Yes, it is…
Me: Because I now OWN your *insert control machine name here* I can do whatever I want with it.
Guy: Hmm well let me tell you the password I use to get in… *BLEEEP* Is that it?
Me: Yes.. We need to change this…
Guy: Oh, that’s going to be hard…