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Inconceivable!

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So, I was looking through Monster for some candidates in my search for a sysadmin. This resume “stood out”… Good lord! What are we teaching these people? Are we at all?

CONTACT INFO
Michael XXXX
XXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXX
XXXX

Contact Preference: Telephone

Email:XXXXXXXXXXX

RESUME
Resume ID: XXXXXXXX
Resume Headline: The Gaming/Computer Expert

OBJECTIVE:
I goal is to further my education and gain experiance in the a IT field, i also wish to
gain a foothold in the game testing field! I love video games and have the will and want to test them for any company!

EXPERIENCE:
5/2006 – Present
XXXX
Hartford, CT

Industry: Construction – Residential & Commercial/Office Computer Technician

I am a techicain who does house calls to repair all computer problems and
upgrades needed.

5/2006 – 8/2007
Staples
Industry: Computer Hardware
Office Equipment Specailist/XXXXX
XXXXXXXX, CT
I was the department manager for 6 months then i chose to go more tword my field as a easy tech which my job duties were to fix computers and manage the tech center

3/2006 – 5/2006
XXXXX
Industry: Management Consulting Services manager
hartford, ct
i run the network,build custom computers,fix computers, and help with making chioces in operation.

4/2004 – 10/2005
XXXX
Industry: Computer/IT Services Manager XXXXXXXX, NY
I was the main manager at this internet cafe, i had to not only do payroll but hire
and do loss provention as well. I had to do computer repairs as well as upgrades.

EDUCATION:
11/2006
New Horizens
XXXX
Certification
I am have completed my class on my A+ certification and i am working on my network Certification.

5/2005
XXXX
High School or equivalent
XXXX

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I am Very Skilled in computer skills including network admin. and fixing problems with them. I learn very quickly and am planning to go to collage for a masters degree

SKILLS:
Skill Name
Skill Level
Last Used/Experience
Fixing computers
Expert
Currently used/4 years
Network Admin.
Expert
Currently used/4 years
manager
Expert
Currently used/1 years
Network Security
Expert
Currently used/4 years
Customer Service
Expert
Currently used/3 years
Video game testing
Expert
Currently used/14 years

LANGUAGES:
Languages
Proficiency Level

English
Fluent – Full Knowledge

REFERENCES:
Reference Name:
Bruce Bent
Reference Company:
Staples
Reference Title:
Store Manager
Phone:
XXX
Type:
Professional

Reference Name:
XXXXX
Reference Company:
Staples
Reference Title:
Department Manager
Phone:
XXXX
Type:
Professional

ADDITIONAL
I am very skilled in all operating systems and can fix all problems with networks. i

INFORMATION:
am also good at keeping networks safe from hackers and ECT. I can also build and fix computers along with being a fast learner i am attending New Horizens in windsor CT. I would like my employer to help me further my education if possible.

I have completed my class for A+ certification and my network plus as well as my network admin. In my last job i have got the Associate of the month as well as countless customer compliment letters sent to the president of staples. I have been
playing video games since i was 6. i am great at it and i love to do it. I always put
100% into any work i do.

SUMMARY
Current Career Level:
Manager (Manager/Supervisor of Staff)

Years of relevant work 2+ to 5 Years
experience:
Work Status:
US -I am authorized to work in this country for any employer.

Written by Krypt3ia

2007/10/29 at 11:55

Posted in Uncategorized

Inconceivable!

with 2 comments

So, I was looking through Monster for some candidates in my search for a sysadmin. This resume “stood out”… Good lord! What are we teaching these people? Are we at all?

CONTACT INFO
Michael XXXX
XXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXX
XXXX

Contact Preference: Telephone

Email:XXXXXXXXXXX

RESUME
Resume ID: XXXXXXXX
Resume Headline: The Gaming/Computer Expert

OBJECTIVE:
I goal is to further my education and gain experiance in the a IT field, i also wish to
gain a foothold in the game testing field! I love video games and have the will and want to test them for any company!

EXPERIENCE:
5/2006 – Present
XXXX
Hartford, CT

Industry: Construction – Residential & Commercial/Office Computer Technician

I am a techicain who does house calls to repair all computer problems and
upgrades needed.

5/2006 – 8/2007
Staples
Industry: Computer Hardware
Office Equipment Specailist/XXXXX
XXXXXXXX, CT
I was the department manager for 6 months then i chose to go more tword my field as a easy tech which my job duties were to fix computers and manage the tech center

3/2006 – 5/2006
XXXXX
Industry: Management Consulting Services manager
hartford, ct
i run the network,build custom computers,fix computers, and help with making chioces in operation.

4/2004 – 10/2005
XXXX
Industry: Computer/IT Services Manager XXXXXXXX, NY
I was the main manager at this internet cafe, i had to not only do payroll but hire
and do loss provention as well. I had to do computer repairs as well as upgrades.

EDUCATION:
11/2006
New Horizens
XXXX
Certification
I am have completed my class on my A+ certification and i am working on my network Certification.

5/2005
XXXX
High School or equivalent
XXXX

1 of 2 10/29/2007 11:40 AM

I am Very Skilled in computer skills including network admin. and fixing problems with them. I learn very quickly and am planning to go to collage for a masters degree

SKILLS:
Skill Name
Skill Level
Last Used/Experience
Fixing computers
Expert
Currently used/4 years
Network Admin.
Expert
Currently used/4 years
manager
Expert
Currently used/1 years
Network Security
Expert
Currently used/4 years
Customer Service
Expert
Currently used/3 years
Video game testing
Expert
Currently used/14 years

LANGUAGES:
Languages
Proficiency Level

English
Fluent – Full Knowledge

REFERENCES:
Reference Name:
Bruce Bent
Reference Company:
Staples
Reference Title:
Store Manager
Phone:
XXX
Type:
Professional

Reference Name:
XXXXX
Reference Company:
Staples
Reference Title:
Department Manager
Phone:
XXXX
Type:
Professional

ADDITIONAL
I am very skilled in all operating systems and can fix all problems with networks. i

INFORMATION:
am also good at keeping networks safe from hackers and ECT. I can also build and fix computers along with being a fast learner i am attending New Horizens in windsor CT. I would like my employer to help me further my education if possible.

I have completed my class for A+ certification and my network plus as well as my network admin. In my last job i have got the Associate of the month as well as countless customer compliment letters sent to the president of staples. I have been
playing video games since i was 6. i am great at it and i love to do it. I always put
100% into any work i do.

SUMMARY
Current Career Level:
Manager (Manager/Supervisor of Staff)

Years of relevant work 2+ to 5 Years
experience:
Work Status:
US -I am authorized to work in this country for any employer.

Written by Krypt3ia

2007/10/29 at 11:55

Posted in Uncategorized