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(Greek: κρυπτεία / krupteía, from κρυπτός / kruptós, “hidden, secret things”)

Archive for October 3rd, 2007

The internets are all about the pr0n!

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Lawmaker shows naked woman during school lecture

NORWALK, Ohio (AP) — A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.

State Rep. Matthew Barrett was giving a civics lesson Tuesday when he inserted a data memory stick into the school computer and the projected image of a topless woman appeared instead of the graphics presentation he had downloaded.

Police interviewed Barrett and school officials and seized the data memory stick and the computer to determine where the image came from, a state highway patrol spokesman said.

Barrett said there were a few snickers from the approximately 20 students in the senior government class at Norwalk High School when the image appeared. He said he immediately pulled the memory stick out of the computer.

The legislator said he finished his lecture using printouts and then met with the school’s principal and technology staff, who examined the stick. He said the school’s technology director determined the stick had a directory of nude images in addition to Barrett’s presentation on civics lessons.

“I have no idea where these came from,” the Democrat said.

Barrett said the data memory stick was a gift he received about three weeks ago from a legislative liaison from the state Library of Ohio

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2007/10/03 at 19:57

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Nyquil, the moonshine of medicine!

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Two quotes about my friend Nyquil

* I like a cold because I get to do my favorite drug, which is NyQuil. I love that stuff. What do the rest of you use? Robitussin? Robitussin, why do you bother? Non-narcotic sissy pansy bullshit! NyQuil’s the best thing I’ve ever read on a medicine package, ‘180 Proof.’ It’s the moonshine of medicine. You can buy it on a holiday! When I got a cold, I want something that’s gonna fuck me up! Cause that way the blur seems interesting.

* NyQuil comes in two colors, red and green. It’s the only thing on the planet that tastes like…red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! That’s right, NyQuil makes a dandy eggnog. Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the whole party, ‘This tastes like shit!’ But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover.

Lewis Black

I am living on the stuff man. I now KNOW what Lew was talking about. Tried to go to work today and it was a half failure. I made it til about 1pm and had to leave. Tomorrow I am just going to work from home… Still feel like crap now. DAMNED T-VIRUS!

C’mon zombies! Come git me! Lets get it over with!

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2007/10/03 at 19:10

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Skeleton in the closet?

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2007/10/03 at 19:05

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B&W

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Skeleton in the closet?

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2007/10/03 at 19:05

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B&W

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Skeleton in the closet?

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2007/10/03 at 19:05

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